Soon, very soon, we will all know the full truth. Here are some gems to whet your appetite:
* He was a guest on Through The Keyhole. "Now who would live in a house like this?!"
* A great fan of Lady Gaga, 'Poker Face' was his mantra.
* He watched 'The Cave of Forgotten Dreams' over and over, nostalgically recollecting his time in Afghanistan.
* He had an addiction to Love Heart sweets, so much so that his henchmen spent countless hours trying to find his secret stash (hint: why was his beard so long?).
* Next to his bed was a well-thumbed copy of The Anger Trap: Free Yourself from the Frustrations that Sabotage Your Life.
more later
