[sung to the tune of 'You're The One That I Want' from the movie Grease]
I've got bills....
They're multiplying...
And I'm losing control...
Of the interest your supplying...
It's mortifying....
You better pay up...
'Coz I need a plan...
The IMF counts on you...
You better pay up...
You're in no man's land...
Defaulting can't be true...
You're the one who's in Debt, Oh, Oh, Oh,
You're the one who's in Debt!
