The New Week

As financial markets and global economies free-fall, I have come up with a lateral solution.
I have re-named the days of the week. With a plan for action for each day.

MoanDay:
Bitchfest from sunrise to sunset without any consequences. Bitch alone, bitch to others, bitch with others. Feel the bile.

ToulouseDay:
Be an artist for a day - explore any medium AND be kind to prostitutes - do their shopping, take them to the beach, buy condoms, babysit.

WeddednessDay:
Spend the day with the one / ones you love. This is all that matters after all..

ThroughthelookingglassDay:
Look at the day from an entirely different perspective: Spend the day in someone else's shoes; Take mind-altering substances; Enter a think-tank; Read a novel in a language you barely know; or just go for a walk in a new neighbourhood.

FreeDay:
Do anything as long as it's totally free. NO spending of any currency/credit system is allowed.

SaturatedfatDay:
Eat and celebrate comfort food. it's what fed and fueled the renaissance.

SunDay:
We still need a day to honour and worship the great big orange thing in the sky. Go out. Sunbathe. Grow plants. Just get some rays people!