The Burka Barbie (patent pending) will be available in all non-reputable toy stores over the Christmas period.
Her burka comes in three colours:
Afghan blue for summer
Black for funerals .......... & weddings
Dark brown for potholing holidays in Kandahar
She comes with a necessary accessory:
Keffiyeh Ken.
Burka Barbie cannot be seen anywhere without him.
[N.B. not affiliated with Klaus Barbie]
What's the acronym for 'Split my Sides'? SMS? Rats, thats been taken. You are funneeee!
ReplyDeleteThe local dime store where I live does sell dolls swathed in black from head to toe.