Fly Tipping is illegal in the UK.
I tried it once.
It's very difficult.
First you have to land the fly.
Then you have to make it stay still - I found that hypnotism helps.
Once it's still it's very important that you apply just the necessary amount of pressure to just 'tip' the fly over. Too much and you send it careening into the furniture.
I got it wrong and sent the fly smack into the wall, where it stayed, squished.
Fly squishing is not illegal in the UK.
So I face no criminal charges.
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